What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

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Make Nazis afraid again!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!